Happy Festivus!

I hope everybody had a Happy Festivus, for those who have successfully pinned the head of the family or had something better to do.  My family usually has something better to do.  In fact they didn’t even attend Festivus Dinner.  I assume they had something better to do, like I did when I was supposed to invite them.  Maybe the fact I didn’t invite them contributed to their absence?  Oh well, I didn’t have a lot of grievances against them anyway.  Besides, I found out about the company selling Festivus poles too late to have one delivered in time for Festivus.  I have to remember to order one for next year, unless I have something better to do.